Tatjana Simic
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With tousled blonde hair, pale blue eyes, and legs for miles, Tatjana Simic is one sultry Slavic beauty. She was born in Zagreb, Croatia, in the former Yugoslavia, and moved to Rotterdam, the Netherlands, when she was 16. A few years later, Tatjana won a modeling competition that launched her into showbusiness. Among all her sexy credits (which include over a dozen cover appearances of international Playboy editions), Tatjana is best known outside her adopted Netherlands for her comedic charms in the hit movie and television series Flodder. Playing a boobilicious babe in a family of ne’er-do-wells, forced to move from the ghetto into the best part of Amsterdam (sound familiar?), Tat’s talent and tits skyrocketed her to celebrity status and made the show a success. Ms. Simic is b(r)east displayed in the skinematic versions of Flodder (1986) and Flodder in Amerika! (1992), where her flesh flashes are as frequent as spotting hipster potheads on spring break in Amsterdam. After Flodder turned her into jerk-off fodder, Tatjana covered up for a music career. She released several singles and albums, which seemed to have been popular everywhere except for America. She did get extremely sexy in the video for her single “Baila Baila,” as her gigantic globes are enclosed in a tiny blue bikini. Besides reality TV shows, we haven’t seen Tatjana nude or clothed in much of anything over the last couple decades. Let’s hope she changes that…and changes out of her clothes in the process. We’re dying to see her mature mams!